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The Capricorn Personality: Life Is Hard, But I Am Harder
The Capricorn personality is the portrait of an old world figure come to life. Frequently, in deep disdain of modernity and the new-fangled technologies of the last century they adopt the pose of a classicist, someone who prefers quality to quantity and understands that less is more. Capricorn has enough baggage as it is. They […]
The Sagittarius Personality: Least likely to be an Atheist
The Sagittarius personality is irrepressible. You can’t keep a good man down. Nor woman neither. Symbolized by the centaur shooting off his arrows, the Sagittarius personality mirrors this by shooting off their mouth whenever the opportunity presents itself, which to them is quite often. Full of opinions on how the world should be, they preach […]
The Scorpio Personality, Natural-Born Psychologist
Scorpio is the loner, the stranger, they keep to themselves except in love relationships, which is what they are about- soulmate connections. Other than that, they are antisocial. Scorpio follows Libra, that latter of which is the sign of man-made law, and in relation to this law-abiding sign, is often obsessed with committing an act […]
Libra Personality: Contradictions
There are at least two types of Libra. One is decisive and preoccupied with etiquette. The other type is indecisive and has a concern with aesthetics. The first type of Libra is more influenced by Saturn’s exaltation in this sign. Here we have the natural born judge. This Libra personality is severe and dispassionate, having […]
Virgo Personality, Nothing Less Than Perfection
Virgo is the sign of the virgin. Virgin here means unwed, not necessarily chaste or abstaining from sexual experience. The Virgo personality can actually take sex to an extreme. In some respects, it is the sign of the holy whore, which means offering sexual favors as a form of service. Being an earth sign, Virgo […]
The Leo Personality, Here Comes The Sun
Leo is the sign in which PERSONALITY is developed to the maximum extent.You know when people say “You got personality, kid!” If you retain nothing else about Leo, just remember the word PERSONALITY in all it’s dimensions and meanings. The concept of personality is Leo himself. Leo can be an artist, but his greatest creation […]
Cancer Personality, The World Mother (Lover)
The Cancer personality is the most sensitive in the entire zodiac. They take things personally. Cancer’s symbol is the crab. On the outside they possess a hard shell but on the inside they are composed of flesh of the most tender and exquisite delicacy. This is an apt metaphor for how the Cancer native is […]
Gemini Personality, The Unbearable Lightness of Being
Gemini is the sign of the twins. One twin is dark and the other is light. All conceivable dualities reside in the Gemini personality. Good-Evil, Light-Dark, Master-Slave. Gemini usually orders its personality around the axis of lightness and disowns the dark twin. Thus, they have their reputation for superficiality. It is true that Gemini often […]
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