Don’t put that there. Hold the cup like this. You are doing that wrong. You can’t do that. Don’t. No. Wrong. Sound pleasant? Sound fun? No? Well, let me introduce you to this cup of laughs. ISTJs. I don’t know what they are good for, which is ironic because they are the most useful of […]
ENFJ: Mad, Bad, and Dangerous To Know
ENFJs are god’s gift to women. If they are a woman, then they are god’s gift to themselves. These are the intense devil lovers that momma warned you about. They will seek you inexorably and make you howl for their love. Bad boys. Born on the wrong side of the track boys. Don’t fuck with […]
ISFJ, the Jewish Type
Hello brave and compact souls. Are you ready for this? I’m about to tear ISFJs a new asshole. Why, you ask. They are such nice, harmless, and inoffensive souls. O, have you been duped, I mean really duped. Yes, that is what they want you to think. And the moment you are thinking that they […]
INFJ vs. INTJ
Both INTJs and INFJs are introverted intuitive types. But, how the two types externalize their introverted intuitive perceptions is vastly different. Basically the primary difference comes down to Thinking vs. Feeling. The most evident way this is manifested is in the personalities of the two types. What I mean by personality is how they show […]
INFJ vs. INFP
This article is being written in response to one of my reader questions. They are having trouble figuring out if they are an INFJ or INFP. It is common for people to be confused between these two types, and most of this confusion is caused by the convention of the Myers-Briggs type indicator for assigning […]
INFJ: Least Likely to be Who You Think They Are
INFJs are one of the hardest of all types to type. The reason for this is because of their ability to blend in with the environment they are in at any given time. This is achieved via their auxiliary function of Fe, which I will call their chameleon function. Typically, how this manifests is that […]
Fi in INFJs
Function Abbreviations used in this article: Fi = Introverted Feeling Fe = Extraverted Feeling Ni = Introverted Intuition Si = Introverted Sensation Many people seem to be under the assumption that Fi is not an important function for INFJs. The reason for this is because of the Myers-Briggs type code convention, which has Fe […]
ENTP: Least Likely to be a Ninja
Is that an ENTP crawling in your bathroom window? Not likely, as they have no ninja powers and don’t know the meaning of sneaking up on their assailant. That is, unless you have included in your definition of ninja, that a bunch of pots and pans will go clattering to the floor very loudly and […]
Tertiary Temptation in INFJ
The tertiary function in Myers-Briggs type theory is a tricky function. It has rightly been called “tertiary temptation” because it tempts you sweetly out of your main ego orientation, which is the dominant function. The tertiary function is a function that we have facility with but it is called the tertiary function for a reason, […]
Judging Functions vs. Perceiving Functions
The judging functions represent two forms of communication, the thinking and feeling forms of communication. Neither sensation nor intuition is a form of communication. They are irrational functions and are effectively unintelligible to anyone but the perceiver of their phenomena. A person utilizing the thinking function can talk in the terms of a language that […]
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